Saturday, January 30, 2010

One Month Birthday for Jaycee

It has been an exciting month in the Carlile home. I thought I would make a list of the things I have learned over this period of time. Whit has been giving me a bad time since I haven't posted in a while. I created a list of 20 items in no particular order. So here it is from the male perspective......
1. When buying diapers, don't judge the size of the diaper by the baby in the photo on the packaging.
2. When wiping a girl, the proper technique is front to back.
3. The placement of the epidural needle is critical to a successful epidural. (Special thanks to our Doc who nailed it, even though he was an OU fan).
4. There is a difference between a cradle and a crib.
5. If you are driving and you have to pull over so Whit can feed the baby, pull over at a Sonic during happy hour.
6. If your wife doesn't pump or you don't use formula, that means more sleep for you (husband).
7. When your girls (wife and baby) don't get enough sleep, they can get cranky.
8. It is okay to breast feed in public, with a hooter hider, if baby cannot wait until later.
9. Baby clothes require separate laundry detergent.
10. When your wife leaves you with the baby for the first time, and you perform test "let the baby scream until she is worn out" don't chat about it on gmail or your wife may find out what you have been up to.
11. Do not plan next child to be born two weeks prior to you being gone for a week in Phoenix for work. Especially when southwest cancels all flights the day you are planning on leaving.
12. Do not waste your time trying to convince your wife the "let the baby scream to sleep technique" can be effective.
13. Taking good, quality photo's of a new born can be very difficult.
14. Do not print photos at Walgreens, way too expensive.
15. Do not be offended when your wife regularly tells you how large your head is. (Its just because she is used to holding the babies small head).
16. Watch out for these sayings from your wife after you become a father: "Man, you are dressed like a DAD today." or "All the sudden you snore very loud." or "Ev, dress socks with basketball shorts? really???"
17. When going to bathe baby for the first time, you should probably tell mom before you go ahead and do it. I guess the babies first bath is a bigger deal than I realized.
18. When it doubt, burp the baby.
19. When watching basketball or football and holding the baby, look down at her every once in a while or mom will think you are more interested in sports than baby.
20. The connection between baby and parents is amazing and like nothing else.

I love being a Dad (and husband)!
*All photo's taken at one week of age.

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lesley said...

Man Ev, you really pulled through on this post. After reading what you learned, I learned a few things...20 actually. Well, not 20, but 2...1)Apparently, many first-time parents have the same experiences/learnings and 2) Apparently, many husbands are exactly the same:)

Rain in My Head said...

Laughing out loud. You nailed it. Lots 'o love to all three of you.

bajork12 said...

Nice post Ev... it's probably good that you are documenting everything so that other new Dads can learn :) I've tried the "let's just let her cry it out and see what happens" routine plenty of times and it hasn't worked for me yet.

Lindsay & Josh said...

Loved it Ev, we laughed. We let Ella cry it out, but not until 8 months....before that it was way too hard!

kc said...

That is the best "man post" that I have ever read!! Good one, Ev!

Lisa Michelle said...

Great list, Evan! I especially like number 19 - this is true even when they get to be a little older. ;)

The Smith Family said...

My mom directed me to your blog because she thought it was so funny! She was right! :)Your daughter is adorable! Crystal

Amanda Wilson said...

That was awesome! Jonathan and I were laughing out loud many times on that one. Thanks!

Adrienne said...

Ev, I feel like you're starting off the new year with a whole new level of blog posts. Loved it.

Jimmy, Diane and Bentley said...

Classic! Ev, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Well done, possibly the best ever.

Lynda said...

Awwwhh...so cute. Posts like these are what they invented the internet for.
And Jaycee is a great beauty! Love from California.

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Awesome post. And awesome baby too ;)

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